Monthly Archives: September 2014

Omar’s Diary 22nd September 2014

My man servant who takes my dictation and writes my diary for me is away this week and so I will not be able to post any diaries until Saturday 28th September 2014.

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Omar’s Diary Friday 19th September 2014

I broke off from trying to disembowel my toy mouse this morning to watch the news with my servants and see that Scotland voted NO in the independence referendum. That seemed to cheer them both up before they went off … Continue reading

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Omar’s Diary Wednesday 17th September 2014

This picture really isn’t the most flattering one of me to go into the family album but it is honest; like Oliver Cromwell with his ‘warts and all’ portrait. I do actually get red eyes when I get worked up … Continue reading

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Omar’s Diary Thursday 11th September 2014

The servants came home on Sunday and presented me with a toy mouse made out of hessian. ‘That should last a while’ they said. After they went to bed on Sunday evening I set to work perfecting my disembowelling technique … Continue reading

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Omar’s Diary Monday 1st September 2014

The weekend has come and gone as we are now at the start of autumn of ‘fall’ for the North American readers. My Monday to Friday routine of twenty three and a half hours sleep per day is broken on … Continue reading

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